Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...