Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...