Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...