Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...