Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...