Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...