Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...