looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...