Question: What is 1 + 2?
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mouse’s favorite record?
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Harp jokes
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I’m going to a lecture
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Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen