How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...