How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...