Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...