New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
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Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Brightness
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Donkey Raffle
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
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