I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...