Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...