Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...