Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.