Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
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This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....