Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...