Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...