Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...