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It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Fun with telemarketers
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If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A cat’s dictionary
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A great fruit cake recipie
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