Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...