Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...