For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
You’re back again?
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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
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Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...