What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...