The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...