keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...