Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!