Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...