Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...