A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.