Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...