Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?