Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels