Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...