Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.