even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...