Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...