To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...