CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...