A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...