This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
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The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
you want a divorce
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Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...