One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...