Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...