Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.