Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...