One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...