People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...