Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...