Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...